Today we take a break from our regularly scheduled blogging to respond to some reader feedback:
From: A Loving Family Member
Subject: Your Hair
Mark, are you ever going to cut your hair? Do you realize that you are making yourself even less attractive to women? Do you not want to get a date? Words can't even begin to describe the debacle that is your hair.
My poor family, worrying about the status of my hair. I'll let the record show that the last hair cut I did receive occured the first weekend of march, which was just about 4 months ago. The hair has surpassed the mullet-esque phase and now has moved onto the 70s cock-rock-star phase. I'm thinking of growing a porn-stace just to make it complete. That or a neck beard. And in terms of the ladies, if somehow I do manage to score one, all the more power to her. If she's into me when I'm not my most beautiful, then she'll be really into me when I finally decide to cut it.
From: Your Friends in Lakewood
Subject: Visiting
Dude, are you ever coming home? You spend like all your time up in Michigan and it sucks there. We need some Mark in our lives.
Its good to be loved, that's for sure. I'll be back to the 'Wood sooner then you think. God bless cheap beer.
From: Anonymous Friend
Subject: Stories
Maaaaaarrrrk!!! Wasssup? Love the blog man, but you gotta tell more stories. Like that time where text omitted to protect the innocent (or guilty) or when you got so drunk that text omitted. Man those were great times!
Ahh yes tales of debauchery and bacchanalia! But alas, this is not the intended purpose of this here blog. Occassionally, yes I will recount some tale of days of yore, but not on a regular basis. And since this is not an anonymous blog, I'd rather not deal with the repercussions of these stories.
From: SexxxySpartan2004
Subject: U R Soooo Cute!
i dont no u, but i c u all the time. do u have a g/f? cuz if not, id really really like 2 b yors. I want 2 run my fingers thru that long red hair of yors and u seem so kewl...and HOT!!!!
Um....yeah, do you read this thing at all?
Well that is all for today folks. I appreciate the comments and feedback. Tomorrow I hope to have something up on this hot weather we've been having.
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2 comments:
i LOVE that I could guess who wrote what - particularly like teets dude. Anyway, apparently I havent written anything that needs a comment. BUT did you all see that someone on my blog is going gay for mark? www.ekgreer.blogspot.com its the one where I mention his blog.
MARK...Go Rangers!!!
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